AHHHHHHHHHHHH

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

anderson-hummel:

anderson-hummel:

MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE

MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH A LIGHT BULB TOO AND MY BROTHER SHOUTS “I ALREADY DID THAT JOKE” AND NOW MY DAD IS ANGRY AT MY BROTHER WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY

(Source: clarasoswalds)

cexjay:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl

(Source: antiteen)

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

unfollow-immediately:

unfollow-immediately:

the government should tax single straight men

that fee when no gf

notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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